Sometimes I ask god what did I do to deserve the bad karma or damnation. I especially asked this question when around 2 months ago my computer completely got fucked up and I had to repair it, costing me about $100 bucks. Took Geek Squad a whole month to actually fix it, heck, they didn’t get their hands dirty. They just send it to the manufacturers and poof, done. I’m trying to downloading all my original stuff since I didn’t bother saving my data as it would have taken up 55 CDs! (I’m not willing to go that far). I thought the downloading process would be a lot more quicker, but for some reason, ever since my computer came back, internet connection has been getting hazy on me, there were times when the connection just stops completely at random. So for now, all of my plans that I was going to do is now fucked, no more videos for now, though I might slip a certain music song if I can (It’s been giving me eargasm since I’ve heard it). I’ll try ask my friend to see if I can borrow WAS2 again and put the ISO file into my PC and emulate it.
On the other hand, I’ll be updating more frequently on this blog. Also, for the people who I didn’t reply to for the last two months when I was talking to them, I want to say I’m sorry, I’ll try message you guys back ASAP. Whew, now that all that crap is out of the way, I feel like giving out my thoughts about games I recently played:
Super Street Fighter IV: Great game if you didn’t buy Street Fighter IV, otherwise it’s just an expansion that’s similar to SF2′s designs and there’s more fanservice characters.
Final Fantasy XIII: I love this game, but it’s very hard to love, you gotta be really dedicated to this game to fully enjoy it. (I’m itching to review this game in the near future)
Just Cause 2: BEST SANDBOX GAME EVAR!!!
Tales of Symphonia 2: I’m outright flabbergasted at how terrible this series has fallen to.
Age of Empires III: It’s fun to play as Dutch and just keep training spies to annoy the shit out of people.
Me and My Katamari: So close to getting a million roses…
Monster Lab: WHY IS THERE SO MANY FUCKING MINIGAMES!!!
Sengoku Rance: I probably damned myself for playing an eroge game, but I must be frank… This is probably the best and most innovating game I have played for awhile and it’s pretty damn pathetic when an EROGE game is better than half the mainstream games I played. (Need to review this in the near future, it’s that good)
That said, this is calpal80833 still finding a catchphrase to use for the internet, later.
JAY LETHAL KNEE DROPPED HIS FUCKING SPORTS JACKET!
WOO HOO! I can’t believe it, I actually have time to do something fun in my free time! I already started with this video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3VQX-ue07s, and I still have more in store for you! But first I wanna start off with add some simple features to maybe make sure I won’t just pop out of anywhere and do this and that. It’s just my crazy nature of being queer. There’s also questions by you guys that I left unanswered either by accident(Forgive me, I can’t read all comments and remember them!)or laziness(So sorry, but they just don’t interest me enough to respond!) or ignorance(Seriously stop, please stop asking me about the songs played during the WAS2 matches and it’s getting tiresome!). The two questions that did interest me the most is:
How strong are the wrestlers in WAS2, who’s the strongest and who’s the weakest?
What’cha gonna do next?
These questions are so damn interesting that I gotta address them in this post. 1st with “What’cha gonna do next?” I have decided that I shall make a poll on what shall I do next, that’s right, I’ll let you guys choose on what shall be uploaded next time, but for now it will only apply to the WAS2 matches. I’ve also decided when I make a video, I will give you guys notice on twitter or that stupid bulletin feature on youtube.
Now for the next question, “How strong are the wrestlers in WAS2, who’s the strongest and who’s the weakest?” Well if you watched RyonaKing’s videos, the obvious answer for the strongest is Chris Morgan, the blonde bombshell in white who’s supposedly modeled after Hulk Hogan(Frankly, I can’t tell the resemblence). But if you watched my videos she’s actually kind of pathetic and gets squashed a lot by the other players. Which is why my hypothesis is that everybody ingame is both the strongest and the weakest. How? Well each wrestler has their strengths and weaknesses, usually you can exploit their weaknesses to easily get a win. However, I know that answer enough so I’m going to be nice and actually make a LIST OF ALL THE WRESTLERS by value. What is value? Value is like experience points or a wrestlers overall worth, these value points distributes to stats such as HP, offense, defense, etc.
I have categorized these stats as the following:
Legendary wrestlers have 1100 and over value points
Veteran wrestlers have 1000 to 1099 value points
Amateur wrestlers have 100 to 999 value points
I’ll make this list in my next post. Till then, cheers.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to spend precious time with my computer, what with having such a boisterous lifestyle, kinda taking it’s toll right now. In the energy sense anyway, and it seems to reflect on my free time ‘hobby’ activities that’s slowly coming to a close. Hopefully I can get back to it after Thanksgiving, since there is a lot of stuff I want to deal with both youtube and this blog and some other place I’m still indecisive about. Heck I didn’t even reply to messages that are at least a week old.
But I digress, I saw UltraJMan’s Top 100 Videogame Themes recently and had the impulse to make my own list on this blog. It feels weird If I’m gonna upload a hundred VG themes on youtube, when I have the power of both wordpress and soundcloud at my fingertips. I already know what 100-90 is gonna as they’re pretty much nostalgia value and nothing else, but other than that, I’ll have the first one up right after I finish my A+ Certification work.
And it was a FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT! Well maybe not FUCKING, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Shawn of the Dead.
UPDATE:
When I really think about it, the scenes w/Bill Murray were the best parts(And he’s only in two/three cutscenes!), but I’m a Bill Murray fan so that doesn’t really count.
Although I’m pretty much entitled to getting my review underway before Monday passes, but realizing that there should be some kind of script beforehand, I decided to blog on how I should speak my opinion on games, what order they should be in, and plausible features that would go well along my style of review. Thus, here’s my skeleton of game reviewing format.
*Insert my copy of game box*
Let’s see… I start with an idiotic intro of my before & after experiences with the game for about maybe 3-5 sentences worth.
“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.” Unarguably true, but us masses are like sheep. We don’t know jack shit on what to expect from these games and there’s very few ways to actually tell “WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?” The general thought is just looking at the damn box and think what comes to mind from the pictures. I’m also adding the MANUAL along with the COVER ART because depending the games you buy, there’s actually some that are worth reading with a sense of attraction (Like Rumble Roses, I swear, Dixie’s ass gives a new meaning to “In your face!”).
The brilliant story of a game could very well be forgivable even if it plays worse than messy diarrhea. It’s uniqueness may create cult followings. We may just sell our souls to the devil to see our favorite characters a reality (COSPLAY DOES NOT COUNT!) .
“Graphics doesn’t make a game…” There’s a reason why there’s such thing as visual novels in the video game genre. Though I don’t think people would argue with the quote, because you know… OUR GENERATION IS FULL OF GRAPHIC WHORES AND GRAPHICS WHORES ONLY… With perhaps fanboyism/fangirlism in works, but the kiddies’ glee of calling old school games shit is always existent. Not teh shit mind you, just shit.
The sound of heaven or sound that makes your ears vomit shit, either way, I prefer the older tunes, if only because the respect value is so much greater and easier to hum/whistle to. You ever get one of those days where you just can’t stop thinking of that one epic track/voice of the game (Game Over Yeah! and URDED comes to mind)? No? I guess I’m crazy 24/7 then. And really, how many more times I’m I gonna hear Triple H secretly came to the Rock’s sharpshooter throughout the SvR series?
I could branch this section into limitless subdivisions and I still wouldn’t get to the bottom of abyss. but to break up the commons… Gameplay, controls, entertainment, replay, and playability to be simple. Some other crap I may mention though nothing will actually make this score rating solid maybe sometimes but most of the times it will be unlikely. Especially for guys like me, most of the times I put double, triple, and sometimes even quadruple meanings to my words, only when I’m lazy I do otherwise.
Hmm… 5 category ratings seems good enough for me to judge about but… I wouldn’t be satisfied with just that, I need some flavor for it. Extras!
THE GAME’S BAMF: *Possibly insert character’s picture*
Acronym for Dane Cook’s Bad Ass Mother Fucker(Not to be mistaken for Bruno Mattei’s Big Ass Mother Fucker). As the extra implies, it represents my point of view on who’s the best of the fucking A cast. Nothing too deep, otherwise I’d be spoiling which I’m sure nobody likes except mayhaps the nosy. Only dudes may achieve this title but the next extra is only for the ladies.
THE GAME’S BABE: *Possibly insert character’s picture*
Ah yes, depending on the developer’s choice, women are either exaggerated or unappreciated. I try to take the line down the middle, the video game industry needs more women. I find it a bit sexist that over half the time, the male characters get the spotlight while the female characters are used as leftovers and fan service. Hopefully the games I’ll be reviewing won’t be too ridiculous on the ladies.
THE GAME’S TRACK: *Insert track from SoundCloud account*
I think the best way to conclude my trials of judgment is my most memorable and catchy score from the game and give a brief description of why I like it so much.
TO BE OR NOT TO BE?:
If you don’t understand William Shakespeare’s vision then I pity you.
Without conveying anything, I’ll simply show what’s next in store for me to do in my checks list.
I’ll go ahead and do the 1st reviews game theme since I gotta test soundcloud again, though if you’ve been with me this whole time, you would know what’s comin’ to ya.
